miss-sakamoto:

haha look at the nerd! where you going with all those books, nerd? you going to the library, geek? hey maybe I’ll come with you, you gross nerd. maybe we’ll read books together lmao. maybe we’ll briefly lock eyes and shyly hold hands, you loser hahaha. check it out guys, poindexter and me are going to tenderly kiss and share our sexual awakenings

(via baiochemistry)

DRAGON DILDOS EXIST OH MY GOD THIS IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING THING

lets all drink to the death of a clown

July 28 2014

"there’s no emotion" more like "there is a shitton of fucking emotions"

today at work a guy bought a coke and a chocolate milk and the price was 420 kr and i was just like “bruh”

July 28 2014