October 21 2014


a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

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Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

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October 21 2014

im gonna meet the love of my life in this couch and then we’ll get married on it and have babies on it and they shall be birthed on it and it will be gloriois

i want someone who normally sits here to come over n be like “who the fuk r u” and then ill just quote a meme and theyll be like damn gurl u kno ur memes



lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos


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October 21 2014


i am chilling at the 9gag table and this is the most comfy couch ever i love the 9gag table

i want to go to this school just to lay in this couch every day i dont want to get up